I'm just saying Volume 1

The I'm just saying Volumes are complied of my random thoughts.......

Was I not supposed to notice the little bag of chips is now a tiny mouthful of chips with more air?

Remember when you had to wrestle that first pickle out of the jar? Not anymore! There's plenty of room now, before you pop the lid.


Exactly how many taxes and surcharges can a company charge you for? Wikipedia says a surcharge is an extra fee added onto another fee or charge.

Can anybody tell me why some folks are STILL debating my president’s birth certificate? SMH


Is anyone else wondering why “Reality TV” is called that? Whose reality is it? If that’s reality then why am I not having an ideal life? What’s the in-between called? Maybe that's where I am


Why is that some women love to wear clothes that don't fit?Just because it comes in your size doesn't mean you should wear it


Why do people think technical help people are like Gods who see and know all? “My computer has an error……(insert crickets here)” or “Something is wrong with this machine….(more crickets). Remember the slogan, “Be kind, rewind”? I think the tech help slogan should be, “be specific or we won’t fix it”

If your kids can't decipher who's their real uncles from the fake uncles you've got a problem

#imjustsaying